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Turgooduccochiqua Trumps Bacon Turducken

Topics: Holidays | 4 CommentsBy admin | November 27, 2008

A quail inside a cornish game hen inside a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a goose.

Just when I was sure the concept of gluttony couldn’t be taken any further, yes, it’s a Turgooduccochiqua. A quail inside a cornish game hen inside a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a goose. With bacon between layers. Now if they can just figure out how to get in a tortilla wrap, brine it, deep fry it, smother it in American cheese, and serve it with ranch dressing.

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  1. Posted by » Happy Hollowmeme! - Dissociated Press on 10.27.09 8:18 am

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  3. Posted by » November Holidays: Not EVERYBODY Celebrates The Pilgrims’ Survival - Dissociated Press on 11.20.09 7:48 am

    [...] a couple of holidays worthy of note before you throw that Bacon Turgooduccochiqua in the oven next week. We intentionally didn’t tell you about William Tell Day on the 18th, [...]

  4. Posted by 5 Weird Alternative Thanksgiving Turkey Recipes at dissociatedpress.com on 11.01.10 11:41 pm

    [...] an impasse was reached a couple of years ago with that meat-stuffed-meat-stuffed-meat idea with the Bacon Turgooduccochiqua. The only way to go from their would be to put live Ortolan in the quail and stuff the whole thing [...]