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Happy Hollowmeme!

Topics: Holidays | 1 CommentBy admin | October 27, 2009

This year, take an easy out and go as an Internet meme. We all know Halloween is really here to remind us that there are only 55 shopping days left ’til Christmas, and that Dachsunds taste great with mustard.

The other day, a friend asked me: “What are you gonna be for Halloween?” to which I replied: “Happy I survived another Michigan October!“. Let’s face it, the real purpose of Halloween is to remind you that there are 55 shopping days ’til Christmas, and that it’s time to pull out your Turgooduccochiqua recipe. My only Halloween plan this year is to call all my weight-conscious friends November 2nd and ask them if they want me to take all the mini chocolate bars off their hands, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have some costume ideas! A few of our ideas from last year are still pertinent; I have yet to see the amazingly simple-to-execute Surreal Homer Simpson getup at a party. But for this year, why not go as an Internet Meme? The folks over at Rocketboom have assembled a list for you, complete with product links to all the things you’ll need. To dress up as the Flying Spaghetti Monster for instance, all you need is rope, googly eyes, and two brown balloons for the meatballs. Oh, and while we’re on the topic of food, don’t forget to dress up your dachsund. I’ll take mine with mustard. What are you planning to be for Halloween?

Sure, you can go as an iPhone or an iPod

Just realize you’ll be up against these dorks:

And don’t forget to anthropomorphize your pets!

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