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Attack of the Obamacons

Topics: Politics | Add A CommentBy admin | June 29, 2008

Are former neocons helping Obama’s campaign? Is the Republican party really a “dead rotting carcass”?

Hard to believe that the same Robert Novak who (drunkenly?) stormed off the set of CNN’s Inside Politics (video link) and who played a key role in the Valerie Plame scandal has written a piece about how Obamacons are threatening the McCain campaign. Thank you Bob, you’ve given me another opportunity to plug Obamamania!: The English Language, Barackafied. Former Bushie-turned-Obamacon Larry Hunter should be selected as Obama’s honorary campaign director for being on record as saying “The Republican Party is a dead rotting carcass with a few decrepit old leaders stumbling around like zombies in a horror version of ‘Weekend With Bernie,’ handcuffed to a corpse.”

More Obamemes…

Baracksploitation:
The practice among editors of putting only Barack Obama on the cover of their magazines.
Obama Self:
A tear-jerking cover of Eric Carmen’s “All By Myself” said to be recorded by Celine Dion and only released in the event Obama fails to receive the nomination.

Baracktorate
A PhD in Obamalogy.

Baracturne
A sleepy, elegant song consisting of Barack Obama’s voice accompanied by strings.

Baractogenarian
An Obama supporter over the age of 20.

Obamination
Term of disgust, often used to describe a potential Hillary Clinton nomination.

Barackupied
Unable to consider voting for any politician other than Obama.