Halloween With Ben & Hank. And Bert. And Ernie. And A Sheep
[ 3 Comments ]Posted on October 18, 2008 by admin in Holidays
Saturday, October 18th, 2008More horrifying than a $700 Billion Bailout
For many, one of the most horrifying things this Halloween will be simply knowing that Hank Paulson and Ben Bernanke are the guys in charge of managing what may be the greatest financial crisis in America’s history. Embrace the horror with these creepy (and expensive) Ben and Hank masks. Okay, so maybe your 401K’s taken a beating and you don’t feel like dropping eighty bucks for a one-time gag. Using little more than ping pong balls, transform yourself into a surreal Homer Simpson, or a somewhat satanic version of Sesame Street’s Bert & Ernie. Still on a reasonable budget, especially if you’re on the OB/GYN team at the local hospital, is this inventive birth in progress costume. You’ll probably want to have a high comfort-level with your costume partner though. Speaking of comfort levels, I wouldn’t recommend spending too much time sitting down if you’re wearing this whoopee cushion getup
Hank Paulson To America: “Buy My Shitpile”
[ Comments Off ]Posted on September 23, 2008 by admin in Politics
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008I goy us here, I CAN GET US OUT!
Most Americans aren’t reacting too positively to this whole “let’s bail out the rich guys” idea. Maybe because the bill includes things like: “Sec. 8. Review. Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.” Well, we’re on to your shenanigans, Hank. That’s why someone set up BuyMyShitpile.com, where the government can give that 700 bil to YOU AND ME and let us heal the economy the good old-fashioned way, by frittering it away as consumers! BuyMyShitpile.com even lets you add your own items with images. Note: Hank’s also been sending this scam e-mail around. Be vigiliant!