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Hank Paulson To America: “Buy My Shitpile”

Topics: Politics | Add A CommentBy admin | September 23, 2008

I goy us here, I CAN GET US OUT!

Most Americans aren’t reacting too positively to this whole “let’s bail out the rich guys” idea. Maybe because the bill includes things like: “Sec. 8. Review. Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.” Well, we’re on to your shenanigans, Hank. That’s why someone set up BuyMyShitpile.com, where the government can give that 700 bil to YOU AND ME and let us heal the economy the good old-fashioned way, by frittering it away as consumers! BuyMyShitpile.com even lets you add your own items with images. Note: Hank’s also been sending this scam e-mail around. Be vigiliant!