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More Gauging Your Condominimum

Topics: Lifestyle & Culture | 5 CommentsBy admin | October 15, 2008

Only available in metric. A plus for American men, who will be astounded by the new numbers.

Actually, I’ve never written specifically about gauging condom minimums here before, but I was desperate for a headline, as evident in that god-awful pun. So moving on…it seems that in the eternal debate regarding whether or not size matters, we have a new, um, tool to help us out. Condometric coincidentally adds difficulty to answering the familiar question “is that a ruler in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” But what exactly is this obsession with penis size all about, anyway? Well, according to this article on About.com, it’s more an obsession for men. For women it’s just a practical concern, or an implement of power (e.g.: “My, what a big/small etc.”). Or as a lesbian friend of mine pointed out in a phone conversation a few minutes ago, “there are plenty of people who really aren’t too concerned about the topic at all“. I agree. So to wrap things up: in spite of the success of innovations like tobacco-flavored and glow in the dark condoms, sales of spray-on condoms remain flaccid.

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  1. Posted by Fred F on 10.15.08 4:13 pm

    Jeebus, Ian. Your going to ridiculous “lengths” for some of those headlines lately

  2. Posted by Beatrix on 10.15.08 4:35 pm

    In my experience “length” and “Ian” aren’t likely to come up in the same sentence.

  3. Posted by admin on 10.15.08 4:40 pm

    Well, “Beatrix”…not very sporting of you to share my “little secret”. I think the fact that I approved your comment shows I can be big in other ways. Can we talk about something else now? Figures it would take a post about penises and condoms with a crappy headline to get people to comment around here…

  4. Posted by Beatrix on 10.16.08 12:43 pm

    Is it just me, or did anyone else by any chance notice that todays front page posts include 1.) A banana wearing a condom 2.) Animatronic sausages 3.) On line sex bots

    I think someone around heres got some issues

  5. Posted by Dojo Nick on 10.16.08 4:19 pm

    I’d like to see a punctuation and spelling flirt bot…one that suggestively reminds me that I’ve missed an apostrophe…or rewards me for remembering to start a list with a colon (he he, I said “colon”).