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If The Elections Go South, You Can Always Go North
Topics: Politics | Add A CommentBy admin | October 13, 2008
“Plus”, as Sarah Palin might add, “ya kin still seeyAmerica from they-er”.
Well, it’s time for America’s traditional leap year question since 2000: “Am I moving to Canada?” The Slate.com video at left has some thoughts to help you decide. It first occurred to me to move to Canada in November of 2000. I did some research though, and found out that they had suddenly made it more difficult, in anticipation of the mass-exodus after American democracy got hijacked. See, Canadians aren’t only nice, they’re SMART. I’m personally looking seriously at the Permanent Tourist option, but if you still find Canada appealing, here are some links to help you decide. CommonDreams.org, in typical whiney liberal fashion, actually offers 10 reasons NOT to move. Puh. We’re not falling for it, hippies. I’d link to more lists, but they can all pretty much be summarized by saying “weed, beer, hockey, health care, and no George Bush”. To which I’d like to add “and Celine Dion doesn’t live here any more”. So let’s cut to the quick. Here’s the actual eligibility list, which the CIC cleverly buried deep within their site. See you in Saskatoon!
