More Alternative Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe Ideas
[ Comments Off ]Posted on November 9, 2010 by admin in Holidays
Tuesday, November 9th, 2010People gobbled up our last feature on weird ideas for Thanksgiving recipes, so we’re back to let you know that you can have your cake and meat it too.
![]() As a health precaution, a turkey chef should always wear the appropriate head gear |
Thanksgiving, as we all know, is a day of family, feasting, joy, celebration and thanks. Unless you’re a turkey, of course. I don’t know why we have it in so bad for flightless birds. Years ago, when KFC’s slogan was “We Do Chicken Right”, they opened a new location in San Francisco, and while the sidewalk cement was still wet, a friend of mine engraved it with “You done them chickens wrong“. Which kind of sums it up. Our national guilt about the annual turkey slaughter runs so deep that the president is obligated to pardon one each year. But that doesn’t stop us from turning them into lowfat cat food, deep-frying them, stuffing them with twinkies, or turning them into Teriyaki Jurkey
. We’ve already shared a few ideas for alternative thanksgiving turkey recipes, but we think this time we’ve found some ideas that are even weirder. Read the rest of this entry »
5 Weird Alternative Thanksgiving Turkey Recipes
[ 2 Comments ]Posted on November 1, 2010 by admin in Holidays
Monday, November 1st, 2010Stuffing a quail inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a goose lined with bacon is soooo 2009. Here are a few alternative turkey recipes for Thanksgiving 2010.
![]() This hardly qualifies as a recipe, but it’s an obligatory image for lists like this. |
I don’t know if anyone really knows how turkey became the traditional Thanksgiving dinner meat in America. My guess is that it’s either because the bird presents such a large target when hunting, or it was revenge for all the humans that had been maimed in wild turkey attacks. Whatever the reason, we’re stuck with it. But if you’re looking for an alternative, you’re in luck. Thankfully, we’ve seen some turkey innovation in the last few years; we’ve all heard of the deep-fried turkey, and perhaps you’ve heard of Turducken. However, an impasse was reached a couple of years ago with that meat-stuffed-meat-stuffed-meat idea with the Bacon Turgooduccochiqua. The only way to go from there would be to put live Ortolan in the quail and stuff the whole thing in a goat, and that’s where I draw the line. So I thought we’d look into some new alternative Thanksgiving turkey recipes this year. We’ve rounded up a few below. Feel free to share any other weird turkey ideas we missed. Read the rest of this entry »


