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A Torture Two-for-One: Christopher Hitchens Writes About Waterboarding

[ Comments Off ]Posted on July 3, 2008 by admin in Politics, Popular Media

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

The big question is: Why’d they stop dunking?

Leave it to Christopher Hitchens to throw in the little dramatic bits that let you know how brave he is right before he confesses to a fear of drowning caused by “a bad childhood moment on the Isle of Wight, when I got out of my depth”. Yes, he’s still the hungover drama queen he’s always been, but my hat’s off to Mr. Hitchens for bringing to the larger public’s attention once again the barberic and detestable practice known as waterboarding. America needs to make some amends and genuinely claen up its act after these past eight years of Cheney-Rumsfeld-Wolfowitz-driven sadism and insanity. Good show, Hitchens. You can read the full article at VanityFair.com

Wouldn’t The Guy That DIDN’T Get Shot Down Be A Better Candidate?

[ Comments Off ]Posted on July 2, 2008 by admin in Politics

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Speaking the truth isn’t always so useful. The Dems need to be a little more republican if they want to win in November.

Only in politics can someone state a simple truth like Wes Clark’s remark that getting shot down as a fighter pilot doesn’t qualify you to be president, and have it dominate the news cycle for days. What this really highlights, in my opinion, is the fact that the Democrats either don’t really care if they win in November, or they haven’t learned a bloody thing from the past eight or so years. Get a message, Dems, and stick to it. Here’s a link to the GOP Playbook (PDF), if you need a primer. The DailyKos even has a searchable web-page version. Get it together, Obamaniacs, get it together. Slate has an insightful piece, The Grunt vs. the Flyboy, that sheds some light on what might lead Wes Clark to wander into such a major message blunder.

Attack of the Obamacons

[ Comments Off ]Posted on June 29, 2008 by admin in Politics

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

Are former neocons helping Obama’s campaign? Is the Republican party really a “dead rotting carcass”?

Hard to believe that the same Robert Novak who (drunkenly?) stormed off the set of CNN’s Inside Politics (video link) and who played a key role in the Valerie Plame scandal has written a piece about how Obamacons are threatening the McCain campaign. Thank you Bob, you’ve given me another opportunity to plug Obamamania!: The English Language, Barackafied. Former Bushie-turned-Obamacon Larry Hunter should be selected as Obama’s honorary campaign director for being on record as saying “The Republican Party is a dead rotting carcass with a few decrepit old leaders stumbling around like zombies in a horror version of ‘Weekend With Bernie,’ handcuffed to a corpse.”

More Obamemes…

Baracksploitation:
The practice among editors of putting only Barack Obama on the cover of their magazines.
Obama Self:
A tear-jerking cover of Eric Carmen’s “All By Myself” said to be recorded by Celine Dion and only released in the event Obama fails to receive the nomination.

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Why Would We Pay Hillary Clinton to Lose in the Primaries?

[ Comments Off ]Posted on June 25, 2008 by admin in Politics

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Hillary the Undead wants every last penny she can get, even though she already had a bunch of pennies and wasted them on candy.

Barack Obama is asking donors to help Hillary with her debt. Now hold on a minute. If she had just freakin’ dropped out of the race instead of serving up her perpetual encore performance of Hillary the Undead, would she even be in debt? And besides, isn’t half the debt a result of money she loaned to herself? Go ahead suckers. Here’s your “Donate” link. But be aware that the reason she’s laughing so hard in that picture on the left is because she’s on the way to the bank. Frankly, I think it would be a much better use of your money to donate it to someone like me who could actually use it though. So here’s a way for you to donate to my “I Need Money More Than Hillary Fund”. Just click the PayPal button below. I’m serious.


Obama’s Beating McCain, but Losing to Bush

[ Comments Off ]Posted on June 21, 2008 by admin in Politics

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

How many times during the election will Barack Obama reverse himself to get elected?

Granted, it’s a sticky strategic issue, but the Obama camp has released their official explanation for why Barack Obama supports the revised Protect America Act . Scorecard: Bush: 1, Obama’s Backbone: 0. On a positive note, Obama appears to be kicking McCain’s butt in the polls. Elsewhere, Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel more or less offers to be Obama’s running mate, and Slate announces the release of Obamamania!: The English Language, Barackafied

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