n pbhcyr bs lrnef ntb n sevraq bs zvar gubhtug ur jnf orvat ernyyl pyrire ol fraqvat zrffntrf va jung ur gubhtug jnf n frperg pbqr. ur jbhyq glcr n zrffntr va na r-znvy, gura punatr gur sbag gb n jvaqbjf “jvatqvatf” sbag. jung ur qvqa’g ernyvmr jnf gung ur jnf hfvat n zrgubq nf byq nf napvrag ebzr, gur fhofgvghgvba pvcure. gur snpg vf, gur nirentr crefba pbzrf hc jvgu cerggl ynzr zrgubqf sbe rapelcgvba. rira jvgu fvzcyr gnfxf yvxr cnffjbeq perngvba. guvf yvfg, sbe vafgnapr, pbagnvaf gur 500 jbefg cnffjbeqf bs nyy gvzr. bar gung v hfrq gb hfr dhvgr bsgra vf ba vg. vf bar bs lbhef? n tbbq rknzcyr bs whfg ubj tbbq rapelcgvba pna or vf gur xelcgbf fphycgher ol nzrevpna negvfg wvz fnaobea, juvpu vf ybpngrq ng gur pvn urnqdhnegref va ivetvavn. gur orfg rkcregf va gur svryq unir bayl fbyirq guerr bs sbhe cnegf bs gur zrffntr. vs lbh’er ernyyl vagb guvf fbeg bs guvat, gurer ner cyragl bs obbxf ba gur gbcvp, ohg gung yvax vf n gbgny erq ureevat; whfg na bccbeghavfgvp nznmba cebqhpg yvax. gur fbyhgvba gb gb gur fvzcyr pvcure hfrq sbe guvf negvpyr vf eryngviryl rnfl gb svaq; bar zrgubq jbhyq or gb hfr gur vzntr ng yrsg naq qrpbqr vg jvgu gur fnzr fvgr gung rapbqrq vg, juvpu hfrq fgrtnabtencul. vs lbh’ir znantrq gb fbeg guvf nyy bhg, cbfg gur grkg bs gur negvpyr vagb gur pbzzragf naq v’yy onxr lbh fbzr pbbxvrf be fbzrguvat nf n erjneq.

Now THIS is cryptic: