As always, we’ll be back throughout the month to touch on specific holidays in more detail, but here’s a quick June roundup. First up, June apparently is Dairy Month. You’d think the dairy industry would be milking this for all it’s worth, since they’re a little short on cheese at the moment, but as of this writing I could only find this “coming soon” page. I guess they had to lay off the web guy. For the record, if you’re looking for “got milk” images to parody, be careful not to enter “got milf”. Also in June, we of course have Father’s Day, that day when moms cook for dad, and the kids respectfully cater to his every need. Oh wait. That’s kind of like a regular day, isn’t it? How the hell did that warrant a holiday? For a little change of pace this year, try a Hard Gay Father’s Day. They really do things differently in Japan, don’t they? Whatever you do on Father’s day this year, it’s going to be a long one. Long day that is. The longest, in fact, because it’s also the Summer Solstice, which in this part of the country means it’s only two months until the first snow and four hours of dull gray daylight every day. Enjoy the Summer while you can! On a slightly more serious note, you’d think Juneteenth would be getting a little more attention this year, given the election of the nation’s first black president. All I could find was this generic listing of events at juneteenth.com. Perhaps most importantly this month though, Dissociated Press will be one year old on June 11. If you love me, consider donating to the Dissociated Press Birthday Fund. Oh, and one last thing. Can anybody tell me why they call them June Bugs if they always seem to come and go in May?