This will regrettably be the last post on Dissociated Press. The site’s writer and developer, Ian Gray, passed away early this morning, he was 29. He is survived by his mother, numerous siblings and their miscreant offspring, and an incredibly small number of imaginary friends on Facebook. Known for his witty but poorly-written (and even more poorly-edited) observations about pop culture, Gray was also a philanthropist, providing massively underbilled services to a variety of small businesses in the Ann Arbor, MI area. Although garbled by a mouthful of chocolate as he took a final drag from a Dunhill, his last words were believed to be “[Expletive Deleted] Google Adsense is [Expletive Deleted]! People could’ve at least [Expletive Deleted] donated through PayPal, [Expletive Deleted]!!!” To honor Mr. Gray’s deathbed words, feel free to donate to the Ian Gray Memorial Fund via PayPal. No, we’re not [Expletive Deleted] joking. That link works, and you don’t need a PayPal account.