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Valentine’s Day 2009: Is That Love Gun Loaded?

Topics: Holidays | 1 CommentBy admin | February 3, 2009

Nothing says “I Love You” Like $40,000

$40,000 Of Pure Love

Thinking of getting your partner a diamond for Valentine’s Day? Well, as they say Nothing Says ‘I love you’ Like a Superficial and Overvalued Rock Clawed From the Guts of The Earth by African Slave Labor. And on that note, nothing says “Disposable Income” like a Blancpain Womens Ultra-slim Valentine’s edition watch. Only $40,800 USD. A bit steep for your budget? Do V-Day on the cheap with a Blancpain Camelia for a mere 7 grand. If your true love is a little less materialistic, breakfast in bed is always a nice touch. Although on the surface it seems a little corny, who wouldn’t love some heart-shaped eggs and toast that says I love you first thing in the morning. After you’ve fed your precious valentine, start a morning romp by playing cupid with your love gun, or stuffing some heart-shaped ice cubes in their jammies. For reasons beyond my control, I probably won’t be romancing anyone this Valentine’s Day, but you can show the love with a comment. Especially if you have any amusing Valentine thoughts or gift ideas. [Update: It’s been pointed out to me that this is the 2009 Valentine’s Day version. I’m not a Blancpain expert so I’ll take their word for it.]

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