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Topics: Editorial & Opinion | 2 CommentsBy admin | December 22, 2008

The Cliche-O-Matic™ And Other Time-Wasters

In our ongoing tradition of trying to make you late for work on Monday, we bring you, among other things, The Cliche-O-Matic™. Tired of the same old hackneyed phases like “Don’t piss on my shoe and tell me it’s raining”? The Cliche-O-Matic™ brings you 35 one-click cliche generators. Some of them were kind of stretching it, but maybe it’ll inspire you to think up your own. For those who are out to prove how smart they are, try Achievement Unlocked. Your college education won’t help you, and if you get it in less than 1,000 seconds you’re either a genius, or need treatment of some kind. Hard to say which. For you first-person shooter addicts who are tired of throwing shoes at Bush, we have a simple, “realistic physics” archery game, mysteriously named Jackpot. For something a little more holiday-themed, try Christmas Escape 1 and Christmas Escape 2. A friend told me that after spending several minutes being stumped, his six and nine-year-old kids bailed him out in less than 5 minutes. And speaking of wasting time, check out selfcontrolfreak.com. Although pretty clever, I’m surprised there’s any time left over for the rest of us to waste with this guy around. Which reminds me. Have you seen my Three-Second Rule Flowchart?

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  1. Posted by TeacherPatti on 12.22.08 10:53 am

    May I use the title quote in my Facebook “quote” section? That is too good not to share! (I’ll give full credit, of course!)

  2. Posted by admin on 12.22.08 12:30 pm

    By all means! I guess proper attribution sequence would be:
    The Headline
    The Link Source (dissociatedpress.com)
    The Creator (Cliche-O-Matic™)

    At least according to the “Dissociated Press Style & Libel Manual”

    Which in fact does not exist (yet).