I have a lot to be thankful for. Like the fact that there’s no editor here at DP, and I can use all the prepositional endings I want to. Or the fact that I don’t have to eat Thanksgiving dinner on the Space Station . Or a Bacon Turducken. Or anything from the Natural Harvest Semen Cookbook. I can be thankful that we finally have a new face in the White House, or that my city isn’t being bombed today. I can be thankful that even when I’m broke (which I am recently) I still have great friends who will help me out, and no imminent fear of starvation or freezing to death on the streets. Which is why I’ll be doing some volunteer work this morning, to try and give back some of what I get. What are you thankful for?