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Can I Have My Spider Back?

Topics: Editorial & Opinion | Add A CommentBy admin | November 7, 2008

I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead

I haven’t found something this funny since the Bob & Tom radio show pranked a telemarketer by making him think he had called a murder scene. 27bslash6.com had an hilarious e-mail thread posted yesterday (if the site’s down here’s a screen grab or a text copy) that begins with “Dear David: Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding”. To which David replies: “Dear Jane, I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter. Regards, David”. It only gets funnier as it progresses.