To bring you this little news item. Who would’ve thought that chasing small children around and peeing on somebody’s porch while wearing a cow costume was somehow illegal? Maybe the poor woman was just getting fired up about halloween a little early. It is only a few weeks away. If you’re stuck for an idea, one classic solution is to hope that somebody famous dies. Always a winner. For 2008 an obvious theme would be a bailout-related costume, but all I can think of is sticking my head up my ass and saying that I’m a politician. For a commercially-produced outfit, maybe something like this Genie in the Lamp “Rub Me” getup or the Borat Mankini would turn some heads . And in honor of my pathetic pun-based headline, you could be One Night Stand. And lastly, even though these politically incorrect ideas for kid’s costumes are from 2004, they’re probably still under-utilized.