I would be eternally grateful if someone would translate the French used in the ad pictured at left (larger image here ). Somehow, I’d feel much better if I knew exactly why a pig disemboweling himself would make me want to eat sausage, or whatever that ad is promoting. Weirdomatic.com has more creepy ads like this here, if you’re interested. My favorite has to be this Thorazine ad; give me about five years, and I’ll be their next model. As we all know, images can be a little misleading. For instance, discover what a pervert you are by reviewing these mostly innocent advertising images. Inversely, this Blaupunkt TV spot is totally perverted visually, but since it involves a pink bunny, the perversity is reduced to mere cuteness. Whereas this German commercial (probably NSFW) for the eyeglass company “Ihr Optiker” takes the same theme – sex in a car – and suddenly it’s all dirty again…