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Death-Defying Combover Trumped By “Wall of Hair”

Topics: Editorial & Opinion | Add A CommentBy admin | September 29, 2008

Troubled hair for troubled times…

The recent barrage of political and economic collective psychosis has left me with a touch of Weltschmerz. Which is cool, because I NEVER get to use that word in casual conversation. The state of things has also had me feeling like my head is going to explode though, so much so that I think my already-thinning hair has decided it needs a bailout too. I’ve thought about shaving my head, but I’m pretty sure I’d end up looking like the guy in the movie “Powder”, so I keep that as an absolute last-ditch option. No worries now though, the UK Daily Mail has provided us with a step-by-step guide to the gravity-defying Donald Trump combover. I consider Trump’s combover constructions second only to Wall of Sound genius Phil Spector’s Wall of Hair. I wonder if there’s a German word for “the horror of aging tycoons’ hair”?