If that headline intrigued you, either get out your reading glasses or go to View>Text Size and click “increase”. There. Now that you can read this, I just want to make the observation that you never see stuff about old people on the web. Why? Well, the web is for young people, and young people, for the most part, are too busy friending people on MySpace and watching bottle-rocket-in-the-butt videos on YouTube to be bothered about silly things like old people. The problem is, someday you’ll be old, so you better learn about what it means. The Beige Site contains a wealth of information about old people, including: what is an old person? where can I find one? and how much does one cost ? Not sure if you’re an old person? Then take the test .