If you’re easily offended by the topic of recreational sex, stop reading. Also stop reading if you’re even moderately rational. I just want to be on record as saying that I think a dildo rental service is a BAD IDEA. A bad, bad, bad idea. However, the site is well designed; their FAQ page immediately addresses important questions like “Do you include batteries?” and “What about lube?” And boy, am I ever glad I clicked the “NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS” link. How else would I have found out that on September 27, 2005 they stopped lending anal sex toys to customers. On the bright side, if you had one of these types of rental toys at the time, you were invited to keep it without charge as a “courtesy accommodation”. Yech. So, one last thing. Can someone please tell me what a “rabbit vibrator” is?