Funny, he looks remarkably like his prehistoric ancestors.

Although all you bankers out there have the day off anyway and don’t deserve any Monday Demotivators, we’re sticking to our tradition of doing our best to make you waste time and be late for work on Monday morning. Why DO they call it President’s Day, anyway? It should be called “No Banking For You ‘Cuz All The Lazy-ass Bankers Have The Day Off Day” or something. Anyway, in keeping with the holiday theme, let’s rob a bank. Although robbing a real one might be fun, let’s stick to pretend bank robbing with The Bank Robber, which took so long to load and had so many instructions that I didn’t actually try it. Let me know how that worked out for you, it looks pretty clever. For the more brain-dead (like me) here’s a simple shoot ‘em up  bank robber game. You just, well…shoot ‘em up. On a presidential note, you could always revisit the glory days of Bush Shoe Tossing , or de-evolve ex-President (man I like the sound of that) Bush with Darwin’s Devolve Me. And for some completely unrelated random fun, try Shopping Cart Hero. Yeah, downhill shopping carting is all fine and dandy until someone LOSES AN EYE or something. And lastly, in what seems to be common theme with Flash games, shoot some cute, helpless Roly-Polies with a cannon.