Comments on: How To Talk Like A Hillbilly

By: tenn-mex

tenn-mex — Sat, 12 May 2012 06:11:43 +0000

“Busier than a three-legged dog at the hound races”

By: larry the catfish guy

larry the catfish guy — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 22:28:58 +0000

i wouldn’t have that thing up my ass if i had room for a sawmill. it’s windier than a gunny sack full of assholes. more later

By: Troy

Troy — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 04:29:15 +0000

I would rather light my hair on fire & beat it out with a hammer that do……….

By: Velocity X. Mass

Velocity X. Mass — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 00:11:06 +0000

Climatology:

“Colder’n a witch’s tit”

Mechanical Engineering:

“Tighter’n a bull’s ass goin’ up a hill backwards”

By: » There’s More To Being A Hillbilly Than Marrying Your Sister - Dissociated Press

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 02:36:22 +0000

[...] difference between rednecks, white trash, and now hillbillies (although we’ve touched on the hillbilly tongue), I had a tough row to hoe. As the spawn of a white trash background, myself, I think I’ve [...]

By: » White Trash Pride - Dissociated Press

» White Trash Pride - Dissociated Press — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 04:10:18 +0000

[...] on this group. We’ll go into more detail in upcoming pieces (besides, we already covered how to talk like a hillbilly) , but I figure we’ll cover some basics right now. First of all, you’ll need a name. An [...]

By: ashley

ashley — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:09:36 +0000

“you’re so annoying, you’d fuck up a wet dream.”

my mom actually told us that sometimes.

By: » Can’t You See I’m Busy? - Dissociated Press

» Can’t You See I’m Busy? - Dissociated Press — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:11:15 +0000

[...] out your desk”. Following the simple suggestions in that peice should have you looking Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin’ contest in no time. Once you’ve successfully created the illusion of busy-ness, it still may be hard [...]

By: Ralph Beck

Ralph Beck — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:01:57 +0000

I worked on a few Southern California mountain road crews from 30 years ago and one of my favorites was (brace yourself), “Hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire.” Thought you might find it interesting.

By: Diane

Diane — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:03:03 +0000

My dad had all kinds of expressions like this. He was born in 1900 and raised in Nebraska.

Well, fan my brow and call me shorty!

Looks like he combined two of your phrases.