Comments on: Lifestyle Drugs vs. Drug Lifestyles http://dissociatedpress.com/2008/12/lifestyle-drugs-vs-drug-lifestyles/ Fri, 04 Jul 2014 04:16:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: admin http://dissociatedpress.com/2008/12/lifestyle-drugs-vs-drug-lifestyles/#comment-350 admin Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:33:40 +0000 http://dissociatedpress.com/?p=592#comment-350 I don't <i>remember</i> having any blackouts, but to answer those questions: 1.) No, but she DID have a husband... 2.) No, but I think I peed on it... 3.) And holy cow. Is that really possible? I don’t remember having any blackouts, but to answer those questions:

1.) No, but she DID have a husband…
2.) No, but I think I peed on it…
3.) And holy cow. Is that really possible?

]]> By: Terry http://dissociatedpress.com/2008/12/lifestyle-drugs-vs-drug-lifestyles/#comment-348 Terry Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:21:59 +0000 http://dissociatedpress.com/?p=592#comment-348 The best way to help a drug addict is to tell him he murdered a church full of people during his last blackout and that the cops are looking for him. It works every time! Blackouts. Blackouts are the best way to cure the disease. You have to ask yourself those questions... Did I have sex with my buddy's girlfriend? Did I steal that fast food statue? (and if not, how did it get in my loft?) Did I really just wake up in mid-run? The best way to help a drug addict is to tell him he murdered a church full of people during his last blackout and that the cops are looking for him. It works every time!

Blackouts. Blackouts are the best way to cure the disease.

You have to ask yourself those questions…

Did I have sex with my buddy’s girlfriend?

Did I steal that fast food statue? (and if not, how did it get in my loft?)

Did I really just wake up in mid-run?

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