http://dissociatedpress.com/2008/12/i-dropped-food-on-the-floor-should-i-eat-it-flowchart/ Fri, 04 Jul 2014 04:16:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://dissociatedpress.com/2008/12/i-dropped-food-on-the-floor-should-i-eat-it-flowchart/#comment-361 admin Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:33:10 +0000 http://dissociatedpress.com/?p=597#comment-361 I know this phenomena well, and I usually win. It's important to remind even the most beloved pet though that in spite of our love for them, we are, like it or not, higher up the food chain. I find that licking my lips and making a smacking sound while holding a knife and fork while saying "Aww, [INSERT PET NAME], duzzn't yoo wook de-wishus!" will usually suffice. I know this phenomena well, and I usually win. It’s important to remind even the most beloved pet though that in spite of our love for them, we are, like it or not, higher up the food chain. I find that licking my lips and making a smacking sound while holding a knife and fork while saying “Aww, [INSERT PET NAME], duzzn’t yoo wook de-wishus!” will usually suffice.

]]> http://dissociatedpress.com/2008/12/i-dropped-food-on-the-floor-should-i-eat-it-flowchart/#comment-360 TeacherPatti Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:07:51 +0000 http://dissociatedpress.com/?p=597#comment-360 Of course, this whole thing is negated if you have a dog like mine. Then it's just a race to see if Buddy gets to it first. Of course, this whole thing is negated if you have a dog like mine. Then it’s just a race to see if Buddy gets to it first.

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